Review: Vikings Sucks

A few years ago I stayed at Viking’s Exotic Resort. My booking was for my own private villa and two young ladies during the duration of my stay. I asked the owner if I could book the young ladies in advance so as to not have my first choice frustrated by the women no longer being available when I arrived. I was told no. I asked if the young ladies spoke English, at least well enough for us to communicate. I was told yes…they did not speak English, not even enough to communicate at even the most casual level of intimacy.

On the first night I stayed in the group villa in a very tiny non air conditioned room with two gals who couldn’t speak English and a bed that did not accommodate all three of us anyway in any way. The second day, about mid-day, I was taken to a private villa. It was really a big house. There were no drinks, ice or food in this villa. All of those accoutrement’s were only available in the main villa, and all the food and drink was really arranged as though in a communal almost collegiate setting. In other words, there was a kitchen and you could tend to it yourself or on occasion someone would cook a group meal. I am a quasi vegetarian that does eat fish, but no fowl or beef. I advised of this and was told that that would be no problem. Well it may not have been a problem for Viking, but it was for me, as I had little if anything to eat.

When relocated to the private address, both the plumbing and the electricity did not function. A few hours later all was made well. I received a massage for my trouble, and that was nice. I also was unable to use my computer despite numerous assertions that I would have no trouble in that regard. What’s more along technological lines I could not get a signal on my mobile and by the third day all I wanted to do was go home, or anywhere but Viking. I had to go to a nearby hotel and use a pay phone, but couldn’t get on a flight that evening or afternoon. Oh well. Shit comes in streaks it seems.

Lastly, one of the gals I was with refused any sexual advance; she wouldn’t even remove her clothes. What saddened me further was the young ladies insistence that they leave me in the morning and only rejoin me when I went to regroup with them in the evening. It was just weird and of course I couldn’t talk to them about it.

I am considering going to Charlie’s Angels resort. Can anyone advise me as to whether or not Charlie’s is better run?

http://www.erotic-sex-vacations.com